Thursday, May 10, 2012

Final Report


Super moons also produce super babies, one mother found out at Anne Arundel Medical Center early Saturday morning.             
            “I wasn’t due for another week,” said 30-year-old new mother Maria Greenwell.  “I for sure wasn’t expecting him to be almost 10 pounds a week early. I’ve only gained 25 pounds.” 
            On Saturday, May 5 at 4:48am Joseph Michael Greenwell was born weighing in at nine pounds 14 ounces; making him 17 percent larger than the average seven-pound-six-ounce United States newborn.  On the same night came the super moon, which was 14 percent larger than the average full moon. 
“Full moon babies usually bigger,” said Fabiola Tellarico, a labor and delivery nurse at AAMC.  “Joseph is the biggest baby we’ve had so far though, his poor mother!” 
            Full moons are often cited as explanations for strange happenings and Saturday’s super moon was no exception. 
            “I told Maria he was going to be a big baby,” said five-time grandmother Christine Nehman.  “I just had a feeling, this was the night, he’s a week early, but full moons have a way of making things happen; it’s a little freaky, honestly.” 
            “At the last appointment, the doctor said he was going to weight about eight pounds,” said first-time-dad Jimmy Greenwell.  “That was three days ago.”
            Baby Joseph turned out to be the biggest baby during the entire night.  No doubt, according to his eleven-year-old cousin Emma Nehman, because of the super moon. 
            “We have do to a project on the super moon for my science class and it’s due on Monday,” said Nehman.  “I was so glad Joseph was born on the super moon, and he was a chunky-monkey.  I’m going to have the best project, my teacher loves babies!”
            Diet, exercise and apparently super moons are all contributing factors of infant birth weight.  One of Joseph’s new cousins doesn’t believe that the super moon has anything to do with his cousin’s large stature. 
            “The moon isn’t why Joseph is so fat,” said nine-year-old Nicholas Nehman.  “Aunt Maria ate lots of meatloaf when Joseph was in her belly.  That’s why he’s so big! I’m calling him meatloaf from now on.” 
            Joseph’s family and friends were taking bets on when he would be born and how much he would weigh.  Family friend, 20-year-old Erin Malley turned out to have the closest guess, being that Joseph would be born on Saturday, May 5 and weight 10 pounds one ounce. 
            “I’m really superstitious,” said Malley.  “I knew the super moon was coming, I keep up with that kind of stuff.  I just had this feeling that he would be born on Saturday, and he would be one big baby!  Turns out, I was right!”